Commanding Officer?

Note from Mom today:

You got mail here yesterday from: United States Marine Corps, Inspector-Instructor, Engineer Support Company, Battle Creek, MI. To: Interested Officers. Subject: Command Opportunities in Battle Creek, Michigan. They are looking for a few good Company Grade Officers. There is currently an “officer Affiliation Bonus available for qualified Officers. “My intent in mailing this letter is not necessarily to sell or recruit you in the SMCR, it is simply to inform you of the need for your services and the opportunity to meet this need in the capacity of a Commanding Officer.”

Good to know if this flash in the pan technology thing doesn’t work out that I might have another future in the USMC.

Things must be getting desperate if they are looking for fat, old guys.